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Friday, June 11, 2010

Ever feel like your in the wrong place? Or is it just us?

Ever feel like what your doing in a certain place , is just the wrong place to do it? And even if you keep forcing the issue that the more resistance you get ? Ever feel that even if you do get an inch or two ahead that even the few that dig what your doing is out numbered by those who feel its best not to have the who or whatever in their town or even County or even to the degree not in their state. One of our members the one of a very few who live in MHI, said one day , that as much as ya’ll want to move home, its never quite like it was when you move back as it was when you left. There was an hour that came in 1984 at a conclusion of a discussion with a major performance automotive publication , that was even willing to supply the model talent, for a feature of ye ole Gen Lee as a 4X4 version, that the crew at the Hazzard Garage had built. All we needed to do was supply the airfare for the model at a sultry $400.00 . Which was cheap by today’s standards. One of the Knytes said why have her come up here, why not pay some honey here the same $400.00 and be done with it. The crux of the story was neither the feature nor model transpired. Had I just bit my lip, sent the $400.00 who knows how much further we would have advanced. For reasons beyond my vision, putting hot bodies with even hotter rides seems to be one of those things that those in local media feel is either porn or borders on porn. Not saying I’m ignorant to the concept that such major publications such as EasyRiders or even Truckin, Mini Truckin Magazine’s have displayed women in distasteful ways. Not showing anything except a string bikini is not very flattering, and I agree makes it much more difficult for those of us attempting to fix that stereotype. Case n Point. When the AyreWolvez decided to recruit model talent for aircraft nose art, we had ideas of skin fitting flight suits, and albeit short skirted but flattering and decent shots of gals with aircraft. Likewise in the case of the Knytes-of-Anarchy our brother organization when we thought of shooting film and video tape of our trucks and rods with models, we had envisioned, short , shorts, heels, halter tops and even full length gowns, and going as far as nothing more than what a gal going out for a rodeo queen contest at the Hazzard County rodeo would wear. Have the outfit and model enhance the ride and theme rather than override or detract from the ride. In this case its the ride that is being featured , not the model. Plus having something that could be seen on the wall in a home even being viewed by a wife, would not be thrown out or migrated to the garage. Yet try as we might that Idea goes to no show or a bunch of time wasted to complete such a thing. Now some might ask if its so difficult why even travel down that highway? Because if your spending money on a TV ad, the spicier you make the ad , the more of a chance that your intended buyer of product is going to see it. Example: If your a male corpuscle early in the morning , coming in from doing morning farm chores to watch AG/DAY or U.S. Farm Report, what is going to capture your attention better? Another generic ad, voiced over by the same guy who voices all the rest of the ads on TV all day? Or a hot gal in a hot blue or pink flight suit standing beside a Air Tractor pitching why you should call 737-WOLF when your wanting to have AyreWolf Aviation squirt your fields , or do precision air agriculture? Like wise if your either an aircraft enthusiasts group or hot truck club, wanting to gain the attention of a 18 to 35 year old male on the CW to join your club, which will get that attention better, another , call 1-800 number, generic ad, or one that tastefully but yet spicy gal in a cheerleaders or say a 1960’s style car hop outfit telling your intended new potential member to join the club? Or even come to your shop to buy product or service. Spike TV has Courtney Hansen doing the hosting the PowerBlock each week, Speed TV has Charity Hodges hosting American Thunder, why? Because guys are guys, and nature says a hot gal pitching the product or show gets males like us to watch. While Danica Patrick is a top notch driver in the IRL series and all, still do you think its an accident that she is the pitch gal for GoDaddy.com ? So why the resistance by a local TV station or stations to feature such. I got in this cat fight yesterday with a good friend at one of the stations that has been as hard to move as the most stubborn Mule, about not exploiting women. Yet I can remember not too long ago a car dealer in MHI , by the way, that does not even get the local CW from KMVT but watches it from KNYN out of Boise, that hosted a local audition try out for America’s Next Top Model. Is there a difference here? If CBS or any station were to air a Miss America pageant there are locals that think that’s wrong , even I do. Hell I think any gig that features gals in bikini’s is just plain overly sexual. I’d much rather see a gal in a tight pair of Wrangler Cowgirl Cut jeans a white blouse, good looking Justin Boots, and a flattering hat, that I would a gal in a swim suit. But the local stations air the program. And yet the same station says no to us? I’m sure that Twin Falls Hot Rod Shop, Snake River HD, and others would really spend on TV ad money if there was more availability of female talent tastefully dressed to pitch their shops and products. Yet the same station will pitch a fit if one suggests such thing. A more aggressive TV station in this market would level the ones who refuse to look beyond a few prudes and Victorian views and look at what sells. Should there be an agency or broadcast school here? I say yes. But there will be many who would say there just is not enough work here to warrant such a thing. I say if the people with those skills were available the work would be there. The reason there isn’t , is because there are no trained people to fill those jobs. Can you say AyreWolf Television on CH-38 ? Its being worked on. The question is; is it worth it. As they say on TV , film at 11:00. So are we as a club and I in the wrong place with such off center projects, or is it flat, just us?

I placed the question on our webs.com site, give me your thoughts on this there, thats; www.knytesofanarchy.webs.com look under forums.

L8R Aviators

Quote of the day:
We are an impossibility in an impossible universe. - Ray Bradbury

Psalm 46:10“Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.”

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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Damn some folks are noisy

When I was in military service, waking up at 05:00 Hours was no big deal infact it was purtty much routine. Now that I have am reassigned(retired) I am woken up by railroad trains running through town at a more that usual average legal speed blowing that confounded horn for at least a mile from any crossing. Just as I got used to that I have a construction company just outside the door with heavy gears banging and crunching at 06:00 hours until at minimum 17:50 hours. The usual quiet quarters and mostly quiet town of Bliss Idaho are anything but quiet. In fact its downright noisy. I think there’s going to be a meeting of the minds at the next city council meeting on both issues as well as lifting the Jake brake restriction. I for one think that if railroad trains can muscle through town and blow that horn for safety, then a truck can have the Jake brake engaged for safety as well. After all if kids are on railroad tracks, they most obviously will figure out that to get out of the way of that train. Unless they are completely stupid. By the same idea that horn is not just for safety, its a naissance. However there is more of a chance of a kid crossing the cross walk in front of the school in Bliss, than there is for danger on that RR crossing. If trains can blast a horn, a trucker should be able to keep that Jake brake on as well, as both are safety items. Both make noise.

Okay the goose don’t match the gander. Talked with the CEO at KMVT, he’s all green on us advertising, but not in support of the Poster girl gig. His reservation is as he put it , is not to exploit women. Okay, but the CW runs America’s Next Top Model, and didn’t the same station do a area talent search with a car dealer out of MHI for ANTM ? Which is the difference? Bottom line we have to not only produce the commercial, but recruit the on camera talent, and basically do it ourselves. My thought, if we have to do the entire thing ourselves, might as well put on our own station. Of course we produce commercials anyway, but its the same Idea, if they opened the door, for one should they not open the door for both? The ball is in our court, and I’ll still pledge us for the same gig, but should it be this hard? The same station runs promos for doing business here in our area, rather than going outside the reclusive area, yet try to do business here with a radical concept and it’s noo cain’t do that. Do we have to show everyone that things can be done, even despite them? I guess that’s what it means to be the Wolvez in amongst the sheep.

L8R Aviators,

Quote of the day:
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson

Colossians 3:13“Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you.”

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Ever feel like YOURE getting the run around?

Ever feel like your getting the run around? Been working with some cocky guy at Nuhoff communications in Twinky Flatts on behalf of the AyreWolvez and it seems we get two steps forward, and get 1/-1/2 knocked back. When Chris Pruett took over the steering wheel over there at our local CW/KMVT you’d have thought that a new man in command would literally flush the entire staff and bring in people that really know what they are doing. Just judging from the observation of the ag show at CSI this year, the station could use an infusion of serious sponsors. Yet I see few and the show as far as I was concerned was a waste of time. Mainly because the same outfit never consulted with us to be in the show. A display and all like we could have done would have really kicked butt. Of course I had a meeting with this sales guy, at the same station. He was going to come buy me lunch, but guess what ? Same bullstuff I got years ago when I was at the station, cash in hand when all hell broke out and the had a Latham emergency. Guess what? Latham went to jail for some serious crap involving peddling some rather questionable vehicle sales, and thus went belly under, guess who is still in business. While there is a filing window for new FCC licenses and all and we have filed for old ch –38’s spot, still both construction of a new facility and licensing is going to be at least 4 years out. I also realize that Twinky Flatts as grown up as it is, is not SLC Metro Utah. The same expertise that’s in Metro-Utah is not in Twinky Flatts. Yet when there is someone pitching the abilities of the Knytes and the AyreWolvez and our knowledge that spans 30 plus years of TV gears as well as radio, you’d think by common sense that those with a brain to drain would love to heal their pain, and get on the phone to us , but nope got shuffled off yet again. Supposed to meet with someone later this afternoon, at 15:00 Hours. Let ya’ll know how it goes. But it shows , nobody gits-r-done like the AyreWolvez.

L8R Aviators

Quote of the day:
The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect. - Esther Dyson

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Who is scared of flying?

I have heard the words of a few here lately that they get spooked getting up in the air. The question is are they afraid of flying? Or afraid of flying with me? Granted going up with ye ole AyreWolf here is a happening. My aviator attitude is a bit more aggressive than many, but I’m always safe, and seldom take unnecessary chances. My aircraft is always checked out fully long before I leave the ground. I always have fully approved and filed flight plans, and I always have both a destination and purpose, to going up. I make sure I know all my ATC contact points, as well as all my stop and fuels. Even though some aviators feel fine in flying in foul weather, you’ll not catch me upstairs if the conditions are not fair. Lets face it Helos are much more sensitive to pissy weather than fixed wings are. As a helo does not fly as high nor as fast as most warbird fixed winged birds do. But with that said the feeling of absolute freedom at 20,000 at 700 mph, is a feeling never to be missed by anyone. Flying is much safer than even driving. The aviation community, by nature are much more attentive and careful than any earth bound driver is, cept maybe a few tow driver or otr haulers. Side of that, you’ll not find a better more understanding bunch of people on the planet that both private as well as private/commercial aviators. We all share one thing, we love to fly. So who is scared of flying?

L8R Aviators

Quote of the day:
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. - A. Whitney Brown

Matthew 7:13-14“[The Narrow and Wide Gates] "Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.”

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Pussy Smells like rotten Tuna Fish!!

This may or may not have happened to you. But Tuesday I strolled into my local coffee shop, and one of the wait gals there had puss smell so bad that I had to go to the head and hurl.

Call it Smegma, call it puss rot, or just a lack of serious cleansing , but women who ignore that sweet pit, soon get the door shut on it. Especially in a place that serves food. Foul smelling women, or those that over compensate with high powered perfumes that knock you over three booths over is way too much. This is not to say that a light fragrance is not good, and sweet well cared for vaginas are the things of most men’s dreams, but when that crotch smells worse than their butts, that’s a bad rut.

When faced with such an occurrence, should someone say something? Is it sexual harassment on the job to tell an employee, “hey honey , ever hear of Masingil?” Now I have been a great fan of females toes in hose, and go as far as saying not too long ago, during an interview of a TV ad for Dixie Towing here, that very strongly stated that the toes in hose might be sampled. Thus, simple reasoning by the potential applicant model would dictate that both the feet, toes and hose, should be freshly washed and clean. But this gal, who had drove all the way down from Kuna, for the interview had feet and all that were really pee-ewe. Such a interview should have dictated that open toed shoes should be worn to let the feet air out. But this gal wore cotton gym socks and tenny runners, that made the situation worse. Needless to say the gal failed the interview. That said that’s one thing, but having a gal who works in an eating establishment should come to work, clean and fresh smelling. Because; bad smelling pussy, smells worse than rotten tuna fish.

As someone who believes as does a true Marine that there is no substitute for clean. I shower three times a day, if I’m not busy, but at least twice a day. My Dad was the same way, in fact I truly think my Pa , had every hair on his head numbered. He knew when any of them were out of order. Dad always told me if I was sweaty or stinky, that I was out of uniform. Until I cleaned up. The cows in our milk barn were trained not to shit in the barn. Unless someone strange came in, mom & Dad would tap the tails, if they saw one about to potty. Clean was the thing at our house, on the farm and all. I have tried to carry that into my own life.

Dad would have thrown a conniption fit yesterday had he whiffed that foul crotch. I told Steve a Knyte and owner of the place, that the gal smelled rather staunchy. She weren’t there in the evening, even though scheduled to be so. Clean up America, and American women, soap and a full bath works well.

L8R Aviators

Quote of the day:
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas A. Edison

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Myte as well pinch the cash box and build it all ourselves

I have barked about this before, and I have an idea of where most of the recoil comes from, but the fact that Yahoo, decided to reject our groups email address, and all, it just shows that if you want a web site and all its attributes, ya’ll just got to build it and own it yourself. Now since I don’t know enuff of HTML and cyber programming to name a few of my lack of computereeze jargon, the duty is to snare someone to do it for us. We are entering a period of tyme that dictates the need to get this done, and done right and make the site as bullet proof and easy to use as possible. This requires bringing everyone involved together in one spot to build the finest, most radical, and yes fight the system, warbird enthusiasts web site, complete with our streaming internet radio station as part of it. I consulted with a web site builder that did an excellent job of building one for another warbird site, and I think they can do us one hellova job. But the fact that if we control our own site, the limitations and screw ups of so many others that are supposedly safe and snag free are not. More over no more refusal of service error 404 postings. I say we dig deep in a shallow pocket and get our own site bubbling, and steaming, so we can be streaming by mid August, early September.

L8R

Quote of the day:
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. - Nicholas Butler

Habakkuk 3:19“The Sovereign LORD is my strength; he makes my feet like the feet of a deer, he enables me to go on the heights. For the director of music. On my stringed instruments.”

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Are Poster Girl projects Taboo or Just Taboo in western Idaho?

It’s crunch time , 10 minutes at the end of the 4rth quarter of the game. A local TV station near us here in Western Idaho has thrown us in both the AyreWolvez as well as the Knytes the ball. They have called our bluff and its up to us to score a touchdown or fumble the ball and look like fools. The latter is really not an option in my opinion. Yet I also know to get us noticed amongst the rest of the ads on both the local CW as well as on RTV , especially RTV we must and I mean we must put a babe with a rig or byrd to add the spice to our ads. Yet I wonder with all the manure that’s went through the chute in doing such things, should we just leave the puss out of our ads, and just be broth soup for awhile?

In asking the opinion of many on our webs.com blog site, I also ask ya’ll, are Poster girl projects taboo in America? Or just taboo in Idaho? Can we stage a Poster Girl contest in our area and come away with someone usable in our ads or come away with more than egg on our faces?

While its way too premature to punch up any kind of hype regarding either of the clubs or the online soon to be both online as well as OTA radio, the Guinea pig will be good old Dixie Toewing complete with the toe smooch and all the rest. In so doing the Knytes are looking at and nothing yet concrete , but are looking at staging a Miss Knytes-of-Anarchy/SAMCRO MC IDAHO Poster girl contest at a local area bar and/or the Tragic Valley Mall and use the summer months to publicize the event to get kozy with both our local CW affiliate as well as RTV. If it works extend and expand the publicizing for the AyreWolvez, etc. But I ask you, and let me know on our Webs.com site, do you think Poster Girl Projects, and the like are now days taboo in America? Or just Taboo, in western Idaho, or and I hate to say it, Taboo for the Knytes-of-Anarchy and/or the AyreWolvez.

L8R Aviators