Sunday, June 13, 2010

Ez Smoker Huh?

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Saw this thing on TV about a product called EZ Smoker. This device is supposed to simulate the sensation of smoking . According to the ad, its a battery coupled to a steam generator that when you suck on it, the damn thing creates water vapor. According to the TV ad, the thing produces no tar, or the poisons of a cig, and also has no nicotine. In fact the thing does not contain any tobacco. My question what the hell is it good for? If your smoking your going for the nicotine rush. If the damn thing has no nicotine or tobacco why would anyone spend $150.00 or as in the TV ad offer $25.00 ? Its almost like getting a notice from Yahoo.com telling me they are looking into the problem with the ayre clubs email account. Saying they are escalating the case. Which is nearly like a Mormon Bishop telling you to trust him. Which means nothing is going to happen. It’s almost like the kid with the puppies. See this kid had a mama dog , that had puppies. The kids mom told the kid, can’t have all these puppies, so the kid loads up the puppies into a Red Flyer wagon with a sign on it saying FREE MORMON PUPPIES. A area Mormon bishop sees the wagon and sign and comes up to the kid, and gives the kid a pat on the back. Three weeks go by, and the same kid with the puppies comes traipsing along with the puppies and the wagon, cept now it says FREE protestant Puppies. The Mormon Bishop comes greets the boy and asks, a few weeks ago the sign said free Mormon Puppies, now its Free Protestant puppies what’s the deal? The kid replies, “ Two weeks ago the puppies hadn’t yet had they eyes opened”.  In essence were not knowledgeable to things that ultimate trust in anyone brings. Ultimate trust brings trouble. Ultimate trust depletes a bank account, takes up valuable time and breaks ones spirit. Outside of the AyreWolvez and a few of the Knytes, I don’t trust nobody, or anything. But that’s a subject for a different entry. My question though is, why would anyone buy a product like EZ Smoker, when it isn’t a smoke at all? If its that EZ to con America, I need a better racket.

L8R Aviators,

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